Harkening In dramatic fashion, I’m revisiting something from this post about stats updates. It’s a quick post, because uh… Well.…
Many Have Entered, Few Have Left For some background on Exchange Spills, check out this Great Post™ by Joe. The…
Don’t Want None One of the many current downsides of @table variables is that modifying them inhibits parallelism, which is…
Goal Posts When you’re measuring query changes to see if your performance changes have made a difference, a common way…
Absence Of Evidence There’s a pinky-out saying about wine: don’t hate the grape. People say it because the same kind…
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Notes and Notability In the last post, I showed you a query where a bad plan was chosen because of…