The Academics Behind FROID

I am a heading

If you’re curious about all the stuff¬†behind FROID, I’d highly suggest checking out this video by Andy Pavlo (b|t). It’s a great talk based on the academic material written about it, …

When Does Scalar UDF Inlining Work In SQL Server?

The Eye

UPDATE: After writing this and finding the results fishy, I reported the behavior described below in “Somewhat Surprising” and “Reciprocal?” and it was confirmed a defect in SQL Server 2019 CU8, though I haven’t tested earlier CUs to …

Not All SQL Server Function Rewrites Are Straightforward

And Some, Not At All

Let’s say at some point, you just didn’t know any better, and you wrote a scalar function to make some common thing you needed to do all “modular” and “portable” and stuff.

Good on you, …