The Coming Froidpocalypse

Legal Notice

I’ve trademarked: Froidrage, Froidulent, and Froidpocalypse.

If you want to use them, you have to pay me $10,000.

Alright, I’m being told by my lawyer that writing them on cocktail napkins and showing them to confused bartenders doesn’t actually register a trademark.


Here’s What’s Gonna Happen

And it’s not a problem that you need SQL Server 2019 to see. All you have to do is try to rewrite a function.

Here’s our Villain, a scalar UDF.

Here’s the query that’s gonna call it:

I’m Going To Show You Two Things

The estimated plan, and the actual plan.

I need to show you the estimated plan so you can see what the function does, because that’s not included in the actual plan.

Yes, the estimated plan is more accurate than the actual plan.

Marinate on that.

On The Dancefloor

The important thing is the second plan, which is the function’s execution plan. Notice that it generated a missing index request, and doesn’t spool anything at all.

It handles the query logic with a Top N Sort.

Here’s the actual plan:


Let’s talk about a couple things:

  • A nonclustered index scan that costs 100% and runs for 0.000s
  • A compute scalar that costs 0% and runs for ~3s

The compute scalar thing is well documented by… Well, not by official Microsoft documentation.

But they’ve been blogged about by Cookies Cunningham, and Paul White.

Thanks, you two.

Any Reasonable Person

Would say “I can rewrite that function and make things better”.

Because of course an inline function is always better than a scalar function.

Enter our Hero.

Here’s the query that’s gonna call it:

I Only Need To Show You One Thing

Since the function is an inline type, the query processor is honest with us about the full query plan.

Spiced Ham

Two things happened here:

  • The “function body” no longer goes parallel
  • The TOP (1) is run against an eager index spool rather than the clustered index

What’s The Point?

This is what FROID does for you without a rewrite. It’ll inline the scalar UDF.

The plan may be better, or it may be worse.

The scalar UDF plan ran for 3 seconds, and the inline version ran for almost 13 seconds.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post. I have a couple suggestions for how The SQL Server team can help end users stay on top of these problems in SQL Server 2019.

Thanks for reading!

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